• strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_many_to_one::init() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::init() should be compatible with views_handler::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/argument.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_node_status::operator_form() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::operator_form(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/node.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_content::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/cck/includes/content.views.inc on line 262.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_username_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_node_new_comments::pre_render() should be compatible with views_handler_field::pre_render($values) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_filter_protocol::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_argument_target::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_accesslog_path::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/statistics.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_file::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/system.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_term_node_tid::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/taxonomy.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_empty::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/token_field/token_field.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_upload_description::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/upload.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_user::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_submit() should be compatible with views_handler_filter_in_operator::value_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.

Lyrics

1. Er waren eens drie hoogstudentjes,
Hun namen raakt' ik onlangs kwijt;
Ze offerden hun laatste centjes
Aan het jolijt!
Ze hielden meest exaam in 't drinken:
Elk hunner was steeds kanidaat;
Doch wie er 't meeste in kon klinken
Kreeg 't doktoraat!

2. Dat duurde zo wat drie, vier jaren,
Ze waren steeds nog arme schacht!
In juli dreigde nieuw gevaren:
Weeral versmacht!
Nochtans, ze zouden 't nog eens wagen;
Oktober bleef hun ideaal:
Ze zouden dan hun wijsheid dragen
Naar 't tribunaal.

3. Die tijd was spoedig aangebroken;
Professors troonden lijk een vorst!
Het drietal kwam daar aangestoken...
Doch kreeg weer dorst!
Ze gingen gauw eens drinken,
Dat deed hun herteke zo goed.
Hun vrees begon stilaan te zinken,
Ze kregen moed!

4. De eerste na een pint of zeven,
ging lachend naar de leraar toe,
Doch kon geen enkel antwoord geven:
Hij scheen zo moe!
Hij viel in slaap en lag te dromen,
Hij riep: "Och liefste sta me bij"
De leraar sprak: "Ze zal niet komen...
Gebuist zijt gij!!!"

5. De tweede kwam al tierend binnen,
En sloeg voortdurend op zijn borst;
Hij riep: "Laat ons maar gauw beginnen
Want 'k heb nog dorst:"
De leraar stelde negen vragen,
Doch hij, hij sprak geen woord;
Doch zwoer, toen men hem weg wou dragen
"'k Heb niks gehoord!"

6. De derde sprong op een der stoelen
En riep "Professor, weet ge wat?
'k moet eerst mijn hersens nog afkoelen;
Want 'k ben wat zat!"
De leraar wees hem op zijn plichten,
Hij wees op drankzucht en 't gevaar.
Zo moesten drie studentjes zwichten
In 't eerste jaar.

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