• strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_many_to_one::init() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::init() should be compatible with views_handler::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/argument.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_node_status::operator_form() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::operator_form(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/node.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_content::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/cck/includes/content.views.inc on line 262.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_username_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_node_new_comments::pre_render() should be compatible with views_handler_field::pre_render($values) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_filter_protocol::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_argument_target::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_accesslog_path::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/statistics.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_file::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/system.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_term_node_tid::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/taxonomy.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_empty::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/token_field/token_field.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_upload_description::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/upload.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_user::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_submit() should be compatible with views_handler_filter_in_operator::value_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.

Merlijn de grote vogelaar

Merlijn de grote vogelaar,
Zag op een dag langs de boulevard,
Een dikke hoer, zeer behaard,
Een bierbuik en weerspannig haar,
Merlijn zei : "Hoerke kom eens hier,
Met wat doe ik je een plezier,
Je moet het even overwegen,
Ik kan je al men sperma geven!".

Maar die hoer zei onbedeesd,
"Mijnheer,mijnheer,ach meneer,
Ach meneer, een mooie hoer wil ik zijn,
Met sterke borsten, astublieft, menheer Merlijn,
Een mooie hoer in bed,
Met tepels, billen, en een tet,
En uw kloten in mijn foef".

"Ach meneer een mooie hoer da wil ik zijn,
Geef nu uw sperma astublieft meneer Merlijn,
Dan wil ik poepen dagenlang,
Uw flut afspelen met mijn hand,
En het sperma vangen in mijn mond,
Ach meneer een mooie hoer wil zijn.".

En toen gingen ze samen naar haar bed,
Een mooie hoer met zeer veel pret,
U zeggen dat ze heeft gepoept,
Het sperma zijn kloten sloeg,
Heeft dat belang?
Al wat ik weet, (bis)
Is wat ze deed, (bis)
Ze maakt plezier, als een mooi dier,
Ergens ver van hier.

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