• strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_many_to_one::init() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::init() should be compatible with views_handler::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/argument.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_node_status::operator_form() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::operator_form(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/node.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_content::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/cck/includes/content.views.inc on line 262.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_username_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_node_new_comments::pre_render() should be compatible with views_handler_field::pre_render($values) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_filter_protocol::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_argument_target::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_accesslog_path::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/statistics.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_file::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/system.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_term_node_tid::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/taxonomy.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_empty::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/token_field/token_field.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_upload_description::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/upload.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_user::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_submit() should be compatible with views_handler_filter_in_operator::value_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.

Lyrics

O! Muse prête-moi ta lyre,
Afin qu’en vers je puisse dire
Un des combats les plus fameux
Qui s’est déroulé sous les cieux.

De Profundis Morpionibus,
Tra, la, la, ...

Un jour de fet’ comm’ Sainte Thérèse,
A Sainte Gudule chantait la mese
Elle sentit soudainement
Un énorme chatouillement.

Dans son vagin de forte taille,
Six cent mille poux livraient bataille
A nombre égale de morpions
Qui défendaient l’entrée du con.

Dans un bouzin de tous les diables,
Le choc fut si épouvantable
Qu’ les femmes enceintes en accouchant
Chiaient d’ la merde au lieu d’enfants.

La bataille fut gigantesque,
Tous les morpions moururent ou presque
A l’exception des plus trapus
Qui s’accrochèrent aux poils du cul.

Et ils bouchent toute la fente,
Que les morpions morts ensanglantent
Et la valée du cul au con
Etait jonchée de morpions.

A cheval sur une roupette,
Tenant à la main la lorgnette
Le capitaine des morpions
Examinait les positions.

Le capitaine de l’embuscade,
Voyait fléchir ses camerades
Cria:”Morpions nous sommes foutus
Piquons une charge au fond du cul.

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