• strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_many_to_one::init() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::init() should be compatible with views_handler::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/argument.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_node_status::operator_form() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::operator_form(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/node.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_content::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/cck/includes/content.views.inc on line 262.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_username_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_node_new_comments::pre_render() should be compatible with views_handler_field::pre_render($values) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_filter_protocol::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_argument_target::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_accesslog_path::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/statistics.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_file::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/system.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_term_node_tid::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/taxonomy.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_empty::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/token_field/token_field.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_upload_description::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/upload.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_user::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_submit() should be compatible with views_handler_filter_in_operator::value_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.

Mieke Appeltrut

Mieke Appeltrut,
Heeft ze eens uitgeschud,
Ze heeft een puist op haar arm,
En een koperen kut,
Kom eens hier, ik zal u naaien,
Dat uw oogskens er van draaien,
En dat de schijn van de maan,
Op uw gat zal staan.

Jan de appelfluit,
Heeft ze eens uitgebuit,
Hij heeft ne puist op zijn arm,
En een koperen fluit,
Kom eens hier ik zal u poepen,
Dat uw oogskens er van druppen,
En dat de schijn van de maan,
Op uwe zot zal staan.

EXTRA STROFE:
Johny oliebol,
Heeft ne voze hol,
Hij heeft ne zak vol wratten,
En ne lul vol kol,
En hij wilt wel naar de wijven,
Maar hij krijgt maar gene stijve,
En als hem toch komt staan,
Hangt hem overal aan.

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