• strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_many_to_one::init() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/filter.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::init() should be compatible with views_handler::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/argument.handlers.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/includes/plugins.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_node_status::operator_form() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::operator_form(&$form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/node.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_content::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/cck/includes/content.views.inc on line 262.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_username_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_node_new_comments::pre_render() should be compatible with views_handler_field::pre_render($values) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_filter_protocol::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of link_views_handler_argument_target::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/link/link.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_accesslog_path::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/statistics.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_file::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/system.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_term_node_tid::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/taxonomy.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_empty::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/token_field/token_field.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_upload_description::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/upload.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_user::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_submit() should be compatible with views_handler_filter_in_operator::value_submit($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter_user_name::value_validate() should be compatible with views_handler_filter::value_validate($form, &$form_state) in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/modules/user.views.inc on line 0.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /var/www/codeximperium.be/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 716.

Lyrics

1.
Op de stille Greta, op haar borstjes fijn,
Dronk een grote strontvlieg aan een fles azijn,
Toen dat fleske leeg was, liet die vlieg een boer,
Op de dikke tepels, van die arme hoer,

Hoe schoon op die borstjes die hemelse brei,

Dat is hier op Greta een fles azijn voor mij,

Maar ’t moet gezegd zijn, al is 't soms astrant,

Dat als ik azijn drink, ben ik heel plezant.

2.
Toen ging die vlieg aan 't wandelen over Greta’s lijf,
En hoe verder dat hij kwam, werden zijn pootjes stijf.
Tot op ne goeie moment dat hij te ver kroop,
Plakte hij met zijn kloten in de siroop.

3.
En dan met veel moeite, kwam hij voor een ravijn,
En hij dacht bij zijn eigen, wat mat dat bos hier zijn,
Godverdomme zei hij, dat is hier een jo,
Da’s niet de fles azijn beloofd door ’t reisbureau!

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